2 years ago I bought a beautiful BMW, the best car I’ve ever owned. It is the 325tI model, the compact one, the touring international piece of immaculate engineering. It’s been all over the place. Took it to Nurburgring where a lap was completed in about 12 and a half minutes, not bad for a first timer.
Well, for reasons best left out of the story for now, I shall be losing my beautiful car, probably to purchase a ford mondeo or a VW passat.
Oh how forlorn, my heart is crushed, the future of driving bleak.